Okay not really! BUTHey guys! So I was at the "family" salon gettin my hair did! When I was walking out the door. I was looking at a few magazines. My cousin, Amy. (Lord love her heart. Is so funny! I think we really are twins. That were separated at birth.) Well...she was like "I have to show you this ad". My other cousin Cindy, (which is Amy's sister) came running up to us with the magazine. The ad is for Playtex feminine wipes. You know, for when you are not feeling so fresh!
Ha! Ha! Then I got to looking on the internet and found these:
|A polished knob always gets more turns|
|A clean peach always gets picked|
|A clean pecker always taps it|